¨UNOS CHOCOLATE CREPE!¨- Dan Cates

wedding weeeeeeeek! on tuesday matty steak, cates and moggins bombed us with there radical presence! we hit it to the beach first thing! moggins coped a massage from a sketchy thai woman. the boys got well salty and we caught sardines in our bare hands! that afternoon i took the lads to the mickey mouse bowl. moggins broke his face the fuck off! splitting his eye-braus resulting in 4 stitches! the don simon sangira was flwoing later and all was coooooool. the week was rage! we found dead pigeons! skated many a wierd spot! the bro with the moustache claims he has been growing it for 45 years!!!!!!!! that night we raged at manolos! one of our homeboys sasha turned up with a kitten that he stole from a crackhead!!!! hahahaha. dan named it dibbs! and was stroking it and carressing in an obsesive way!!! later on dan and matty passed out as we were skating the volcanos at 4 in the morning! we woke them up by screaming run ruuun ruuuunnnnn moggins smashed a window and the cops are coming!!!! hahaha i will never forget the look on there faces! moggins would always bomb every fuckign bank opr drop in he could lay his eyes on!!!!!! RAGE! the saturday after the wedding we went to c lads to watch the video! on the way we saw a brawl in a little bar near our house! it was hilarious! one of the dudes initiated the fight by running at the other one from 5 meters away with his arm straightened in front of his face braced in fight mode! hahahaha. we schooled some rad japenese that night! bathroom sex. and jackboys ledendary kickflips! watch teh fuck otu jackboys commmmmming uppppppppppppp!!!!

birthday rage!!!!!

FIRST CLICK ON THE PICTURE OF THE NAKED DUDE AND CHECK OUT HIS SHADOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COCK MAAAAYNE!!!
my birthday weekend was so rad!!! we went to a rad massive fair at forum. there was crazy big tents everywere and inside there was sexy ladies doing flamenco dancing! mary jane and c lad were shredding it to the disgust of everyone else. because it was like an organised thing! myself and lane gave it a shot but got schooled by many spanish eyes. jackboy soon bailed home with a mas grande cry face! due to an early start at work the following day! we raged on to the skate bar manolo! the next day mary jane cooked a rad massive paella! we grinded heavily then went to watch a football mach! barcelona vs valencia! was a rad rad rad rad rad weekend!

GUIRIS GO HOME!!!!!

STILL EXREMLY TIRED FROM MY FLIGHT FROM AMERICA I WENT TO THE SHRED TO SAVE HARROW JAM IN LONDON ENGLAND. UNFORTUNATLY I HAD TO KEEP IT BRIEF THOUGH DUE TO MY 7PM FLIGHT TO BARCELONA. (SORRY FOR DOG ASSSING HORSE MANGGG)! ENGLAND WAS GNARLY THE JAM WAS COOL! AND THE TRUE TROOPERS WERE SKATING IN THE FREEZING, NUMBING CONDITIONS! ME CHOWING DOWN ON THE FREE BBQ!!!
AS SOON AS I WAS SAFE ON MY PLANE I DOOZED OF. I WOKE UP WHY FLYING DIRECTLY OVER BARCELONA! THE CITY LOOKS AMAZING AT NIGHT!!!! AN INSTANT SMILE ERRUPTED ON MY FACE!!!!!!!! WHEN I GOT THE THE AIRPORT I WAS GREATED BY MARY JANE, JACKBOY WITH THE FEATCH IN HAND (OUR DOG). WE BAILED TO OUR NEW HOME IN BARCELONETA RIGHT BY THE BEACH. THE VIEW IS AMZING AND THE FLAT IS TOO GOOD FOR WORDS!
THROUGHOUT THE NEXT WEEK ROWAN "OLD BOY" COUCHED UP WITH US! AND WE MOST CERTANLY ENGAGED THE RAGE!!!!!! THERE WAS A BUNCH OF SOCCER HOLLIGANS IN TOWN FOR THE BARCELONA .VS. MACHESTER UNITED. WE SAW A BUNCH OF GEEZERS FIGHTING AND THE BAD SIDE OF THE MOTHER COUNTRIES NEW AGED "PORKS". I TOOK ROWNAN TO THE INFAMOUS SKATE BAR MANOLLO. WE RAGED HEAVIES ON THE STREET WITH DON SIMON! HE IS YOUR FRIEND ($1.30 SANGRIA IN A JUICE CARTON). RE BROW-ED DOWN WITH THE BOSS SUNNY. STACKED A RAD PICNIC AT MONT JUIC CASTLE OVER LOOKING THE CITY! AND SCHOOLED MANY A GAME OF UNO IN THE OLD FISHERMANS BAR! WE ALSO SAW SOME SPANISH PEOPLE RAGING BY DOWNING DRENCHING AMOUNTS OF OLIVE OIL!!!! AND YEAH YOUED GROMMY JACL BOY TO DEAAAAAAAAAAATH!!! AMAZING TO BE BACK! EVERYDAY ITS HARD TO WAKE UP WITH AN EAR TO EAR SMILE!!!

B A R C E L O N A

SUPER HAPPY FUN CREW. BARCELONA!!!!!!

WORD. I MET ASIAN ROD, WEASEL, YOUNG MARTY, EVO AND NEW MEXICO EASY LANE AT MACBA RANDOMLY ON A MONDAY AFTERNOON.
THE FOLLOWING DAYS WE RAGED ALL AROUND BARCELONA SKATING, DRINKING DON SIMON, RAGING WITH THE BOSS. RADICAL TIMES! HAHAHA WE SAW A FAT ENGLISH GUY THROWING UP AT 2 IN THE ARVO CHANTING ENGLISH HOOLIGAN FOOTBALL CHANTS. NEALLY GOT ROBBED BY ROMANIANS. LAUGHED AY EVO. AND SCHOOLED MANY A BUM MEAL FROM CAREFOUR!!!! NOW LANE MAYNE IS LIVING ON MY COUCH AND MARTY IS TO RETURN SOMETIME SOON. HOPE FULLY!!!!

GOODBYE ENCINITAS!

UNFORTUNATLY I HAVENT HAD THE INTERNET FOR THE PAST 3 WEEKS SINCE ARRIVING IN SPAIN. now it is kicking again and i have lots of photos to blog with!

last day in encinitas!!!!
- ALAN MAN arraneged with good homie danny to hit us up some tattoos for my last day so we would never forget the rage of the past few months!! the tattooing was fun. alan made me tattoo YEAH YOU on his finger! hahaha pure rage! thanx to everyone in encintas!!!! u are the raddest!!!!! cant wait to see u all again!!!! godbless american fastfood! del taco 3 tacos for 99 cents baby!!!!!

SKATE OR TYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MEXICO!! RANCHITTA POCO LOCO CARNAL!!!